How many skunks does it take to make a big stink? A phew!
How do you keep squirrels off the football field? Hide the ball. It drives them nuts!
What did the dog say when a ball landed on top of the house? Roof! Roof!
What bird can be found at the end of every race? The puffin!
Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their feet stink!