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Why did the yogurt go to the museum? Because it was cultured!
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? That’s right, they do!